Monthly Archives: January 2010

Life: An Exposition from a Beffudled Talk Radio Show Guest

Oh, those goddamned plates. Those stamps born of some calloused hands in a Greeley penitentiary are the bane of my existence, leading me to drive the speed limit, never enjoy a single beer before wheel time, causing me to seek the shadows when looking for a parking spot. My tags are expired. They died in … Read more

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Mental Pooping and Constituent Troubles

Deadlines. They attack like cobras risen with flared hoods. If I could run, I would, but I know it is useless. I’ll be as dead as burnt toast, too close to the end yet too far from safety. Best to just sit in my office chair from Target and pummel the keyboard until the pain … Read more

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An interview with the webmaster and uber-maestro of frontrangebouldering.com

Hey ya’ll…long time no talk.  What with work on three fronts, my blogging is massively suffering.  That ends for a moment right now. First of all, I’m proud to announce that  my story “Rabbit on the Runningboards” will be running in the April edition of Deadpoint Magazine.  Stoked it found a home. Next, I just … Read more

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